- I saw a chicken on the route between my house and the pub. As far I could tell it was wild (under no guardianship, running free on councilbyways). I was sober.
- Somebody (anonymously) posted a cardboard sign to a fence near where the chicken was spotted. The sign read “cockerel spotted here“.
- Tonight (about 2 months later) at about 2:30am I heard a distinct “Cock-a-doodle-doo” from an area of undeveloped land that I would class as”wild”. I was not sober.
Anyway, good luck to the wild chicken living across the road from me, because I’m certain there are a few urban foxes in the area too.