Telephone Tooth

This is my press release. Hear it roar. Just found this story on CNN about the
‘telephone tooth’
(the article points out it’s also known as the ‘molar mobile’, before officially dubbing it the ‘audio tooth implant’). In fact, the
official moniker is probably the best, as all ‘it’ seems to do is recieve audio.

The article doesn’t mention bone fones from the ‘80s and related research that seem to have
been around for some while now.